Originally Posted by Introvox

I grow veggies, just so I can murder their asses....I make the potatoes watch, as I cut the carrots into tiny pieces....

Then I put the potatoes on the grill, and listen to their skin sizzle...as I laugh my evil laugh.

Tomatoes, I just eat raw, in front of their brothers and sisters....and give them the evil eye, and say..."you're next"!