my favorite most original one that I have ever said is this one.
Someone insulted me and I took awhile to respond back so they said
"what? you have no comeback?"
So , I replied with
"if I wanted my cum back I would go scrap it off your mother's teeth!"
I could have also said
"If I wanted my cum back I would go scoop it out of your mother's vagina"
Either one works. I actually said the first one but the second one just came to me.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah
IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle
The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
You're a terrible dictionary.
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