Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

Supermodel girlfriend? I really don't know. I feel like if it was the third thing, there's no way you'd post that as the lie.

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I have acted onstage for more combined performances in parts intended for men than I have in parts intended for women.

I've watched every season of American Idol.

I once informed the bassist for Phish (Mike Gordon) that I could see his junk.

I have a tattoo.