The results of staying up until 5 this morning drinking with friends...
What's the first mention of drugs in the bible?
The woman getting stoned
What's the first mention of football in the bible?
When Jesus went in for the cross
What did Jesus say when he woke up on the cross?
Ah **** I was hammered last night
A chicken and an egg wake up in bed together. The chicken turns to the egg and says "well at least we know who came first"
What's red and invisible?
No tomato
That's all I can remember at the moment
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