Dirty

Never get too high, never get too low my friend. Is this like a party with alcohol or more like a teenage birthday party? I assume with booze. James, all I suggest to you is drink a lot of alcohol. Let loose dude, get crazy. Do some stupid shit. Second time I got drunk I took off my pants and boxers at 3 AM and paraded around in nothing but a Polo shirt. Then I passed out in a toilet with vomit and stumbled to the floor around 5AM where I passed out ass naked in front of my friends. You have a lot to strive for. Did you drink recently? how was it? (Mods, would a picture showing my bare ass from that night be deemed inapporpriate?)

I met a girl tonight who I imagine to be just like Tumor. Kinda looked like her and acted like her. It was one of those things where like right off the bat I was thinking "this girl is acting like someone I know. Wait she's acting like Tumor." (It was also one of those moments where you feel like an ultimate loser thinking about a forum member in real life situatons.) I kept thinking how weird it was and that this girl couldn't keep doing stuff that I imagine tumor would do or say, but it just kept going and going. She was just super hyper and dressed oddly, started talking about becoming a lesbian, then started talking about hypothetically having a penis. She probably isn't like Tumor at all, but it was like the hyper, spastic retard kinda funny version of internet Tumor was in real life form.