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Old 03-19-2011, 04:42 AM   #3672 (permalink)
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Good.
Still, can someone explain to me what could have been read as offending in my posting?
Just to learn from it .
okay, by posting that picture you are basically saying that Plum and your ex are very loose back there and everyone else should use Vaseline to slide in. It's a compliment if the girl has a tight hole but if it's loose that means that she does it all the time or has had many guys back there. Most porn stars are pretty loose back there so just a little spit goes a long way.

Now to that cave man lube, Vaseline.
If you are going to be using that, you might as well use this


The best lube for any occasion in my books is this


but of course since it's silicon based it's not good for use with certain sex toys but great for anal though

the runner up would have to be this one




it's water based so it's all purpose for everything else that you can't use the silicone one with.

there are also anal specific ones but I haven't tried them yet Eros trumps them imo.
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