My beloved Shakira has been recently "kidnapped"....
sniff... sniff... sniff....
....by a football (soccer) player....
of my most hated team.
I'm deeply disheartened by this unfortunate accident. So I'd like to ask you: is it normal for a girl to be "abducted" by a guy like this one?:
And why are women so attracted to (millionaire) sportsmen?