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Originally Posted by The Virgin
a day before an exam, you should put a book under your pillow while you sleep. this makes you smart and learn the book's contents overnight, just thru sleeping on it. and they say it will guarantee you a perfect score in your tests.
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my pastor said I should put the Bible under my pillow to be more godly
it only made me dream weird dreams of Jesus (Jesus was an eight-legged ant, Lucifer disguising himself as a light from above, mimicking Jesus' voice)
and my head was more often than not, sore the next day