Random one-liners
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
"In retrospect, maybe I let the Hitler thing get a little out of hand." - God
"What the **** am I gonna do with myrrh..." - Jesus
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Bull****." - Snow White
Life can't be like a box of chocolates; fat people would enjoy it more.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
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