Best rejection I ever got, she said
"I only like mixed race boys"
Technically I'm mixed race, so I told her that, all sly
"well technically, you know I am mixed race you know wink wink"
turns out technicalities don't go over so well when flirting, she reponded
"You're not the right mix I like black boys."
Made me feel a bit ****ty though man. We used to talk quite a lot. And fair enough I only knew her for a few months, but I liked her so I thought I'd try my luck and ask her out. I just said "cool" and offered to walk her back to her bus stop. But she was all defensive and like "no I'm meeting my boyfriend no no" why the hell was she smoking a joint with me then? She made me feel like I'd asked something terrible like I asked for a BJ right there and then or something, or like I'd just asked her for a kidney. Just another aspect of people I dont understand, boggles my mind. Maybe it's me just thinking with my ****, but why was she talking to me so much if I'm not black enough for her liking? I'm not a lost puppy I'm fine on my own man, I don't need friends or pity or nothing, know what I mean.
So I went over to the park with a half bottle of whisky and a bag of weed. Sat by the lake and rocked out to some Turk rock, screw it who cares.
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