Thats the dream though man. How much better does it get than banging a hot chick with her screaming "GIMME YOUR DIK GIMME YOUR DIK OH GOD!!!" cure for any depression right there
lol i haven't had enough girls to have any funny stories. I was watching porn loudly once and din't realise my mum was in, she said to me later "omg that music you listen to is so weird it sounds like people having sex" lmao