Originally Posted by Dirty

s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends.

Dayvan Cowboy - House is raided after suspicion of being an impostor of a 14 year old. Police find large stash of cocaine and semi-automatics.

Tumor - Has mental breakdown after a photo shopped picture with her and a clip-art hot dog are posted on internet. Ends up in mental institution. Counselors wear name brand, trendy clothes which provokes her to strangle them. Prison for life.

boozinbloozin - Gets hammered. Crashes car into Terrell Owen's house. Laughs at cops while being cuffed. Sneaks flask into the police station. Drinks himself to death before sentencing.

Vegangelica - Attempts to free lobsters from local grocery store. Serves 30 days in county jail. Is molested by a large woman, exits jail a woman hater.

Originally Posted by Il Duce

- Hendrix didn't even play the blues that well -