04-01-2011, 01:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio
Well, today I accidentally violated my co-star. While restraining me for a scene, she pulled my hands behind my back instead of to my sides, and we ended up in what seemed to be a very compromising position...what with where my hands ended up.
To be fair, I had no control of the situation. She grabbed me too late, and just restrained me in the quickest way possible. But my hands were pinned behind my back against her crotch. And of course, I tried to rectify the situation by moving my hands to jerk away, but that just made matters worse because she was holding onto me.
Of course, afterwards I was all, "Dude, I'm so sorry..." but it was still kind of awkward.
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I knew this story was going to be good after reading "accidentally violated my co-star" and the story did not fail me.
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