Oh I don't know if this has been said yet but
s_k would get arrested for violating a restraining order that some female placed on him because he was getting too touchy.
Edit: now that I have read everything
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Originally Posted by Il Duce
me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep
djchameleon - provoked manslaughter of a white power supremacist
The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch
s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade
Vanilla - being mistaken for prowling for customers
Aurora - enjoying something as vile as haggis
holly984 - because she shouldn't and doesn't exist
crukster - showing his cock ring to every woman he meets or trying to see what's really under that burqa
VEGANGELICA - PETA nude demonstration without a licence
that's all I can think of - will come out with more later
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These were all funny but mines was a bit off. I've had to deal with them before and I'm passive to their ignorance so I wouldn't kill them for it.
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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin
Lets see ill give this a shot
- Dj- secretly buys some panty hose to cover up his face and go's back to the liquor store where the **** blocking arrogant cashier works. Beats him in the head with a can of Four Loco until he dies then feels bad and pays for the beer and leaves.
- Dirty-Does his own manual version of photoshoping a billboard sign with a couple cans of paint. Only its broad daylight out and he's just downed an 18 pack of Lionshead and is oblivious to any passer by's on the highway. The portrait is one of the Refs that blew a call in one of Dirty's basketball games bending over and looking back at a 24 ft oscar mayer weiner coming out of his anus! Upon arrival in prison Dirty raps for commissary.
- Freebase- finally confronts his hatred for June Bugs and upon firing off shots with his 12 gauge at the bug light he finally puchased. He accidently kills Janszoon...a prison gaurd. Lands himself a life sentence and makes S K smuggle drugs into prison for him..pays him with a hug and becomes a Kingpin Drug Dealer in the big house.
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lol that sounds like something that might actually happen. Are you psychic?
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Originally Posted by oojay
Thank you. If anyone could send some positive energy my way that would be much appreciated.
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I'm sending some positive thoughts and vibes your way man. There only way you can go from here on out is up up up. It's coming!