djchameleon

it's nothing bad, remember you have those strict rules about not dating any guys that are shorter than you?

well because we are both shorter than you we know that we have zero chance with you anyways but our subconscious mind keeps forgetting about the height difference because deep down you are pretty and we want you anyways.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.