You see, at the age of eleven, I was confident, and happy. There was this one dude, who I thought was kind of cute, and I was at a pool party. I tried doing some kind of "sexy" swimming move, but the fact that I never took swimming lessons finally caught up to me.
To sum it all up, unless if the lifeguard is the one you want, don't try to be sexy while swimming.
I nearly died that day.
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