Originally Posted by Il Duce

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.


I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear pappa.