Originally Posted by TheBig3

Dear 9/11 Families,

We're sorry for your loss. We'd love to find their killer but we've thrown some figures in to an excel spreadsheet and its looking like its really not worth it. Rest assured that if it were a nation who did this, we'd have definitly thrown some bombs at them. In this case though, not only is the country he's in mostly mountains and deserts, but he's kind of a bitch to track down. We hope you enjoy the cookies we've sent with this letter and it would be our advice to stay out of tall buildings for awhile.

All the Best,
The Budget Hawks