I woke up at 4am to a knock on the door with a mysterious guy dressed in all black and he shoved a paper in my face.
I knew what he wanted so I signed the paper with a felt pen and he took the pen and stabbed my pointer finger so a drop of blood landed on said paper.
I now have a Murcielago parked outside of my apartment.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah
IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle
The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
You're a terrible dictionary.
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