Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

I would just go the complete awkward silence route while hes riding with you. One night before you have to go to work. Eat as much taco bell as you possibly can and wash it down with some chocolate milk. Make sure an put fire sauce on the tacos or whatever you get from the bell also. The next morning eat plenty of eggs and gulp down plenty of chocolate milk. Once hes in your your car and your driving off into the wild blue yonder make sure you hit the child lock so he cant roll down his window. You should be about ripe by this time for some explosive flatulence so let'em rip. Act casual as if nothings wrong till he is absolutley infuriated and then act totally shocked by his rude behavior. You might could even get him to punch you and be well on your way to a promotion once he realizes he ****ed up by assaulting you. If not either way itll be good for some laughs

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.