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Originally Posted by Conan
And proud, too. My penis looks classy.
Also, a bird shat on me today. I was just sitting on the beach, drinking a Coors lite (another bad part about today) and I see something being carried by the wind come towards me. Splat.
Life. Just when you think it's alright, a bird shits
on you and you remember it isn't.
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I am too. But the organ has outgrown the skin, and I have since been forever exposed to the harsh wilderness of boxers and the insides of jeans when it was laundry day. One could sandpaper my head, without a peep from me.
Also, I'm awaiting my first bird shi
tting. I've seen it very close up, and it just seems like the kind of thing I don't mind waiting for.