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~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 06-10-2011, 08:44 PM

Saw a film today. Couldn't help but notice every trailer had an Inception-like BWWWOOOOM in it. I'm pretty sure I even heard one in that talking animal flick with Kevin James. When you start doing movies with talking animals, that pretty much signals the end of your career. Saw another trailer where Jim Carrey is a not-so-great father who gets hit in the groin with a soccer ball, but then lives with a flock of penguins and it turns his life around and his kids love him again. When a great actor sinks to doing object-hits-groin jokes, it's pretty obvious how they'll spend the rest of their career. We saw it happen to Eddie Murphy, not that he was ever that versatile an actor to begin with. He's really good at operating fat-suits though. How many movies trailers have you seen that show a collage of different fat people with the narrator playfully extolling:

"Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy, in.."

I bought a sandwich today. My exact total was $6.66. It tasted like death.

This is the opposite of a Jesus.

I've had the pleasure of never celebrating Easter. I don't really understand why people do it. Well, sure I understand why people celebrate it, because they want to have fun or what have you. But I mean why are they even bothering with the whole Jesus aspect of it? Which Christian leader from back in the day thought this one up?

"Alright, so I got a new holiday yeah? Kids are going to love this one."
"Alright fire it at me."
"Okay so basically, there's this big rabbit yeah? Like the biggest rabbit you've ever seen."
"Right."
"And he lays these eggs-"
"-wait, I'm sorry. I'm not following.."
"Oh just let me finish."
"Right go ahead, then."
"Right so he lays these eggs. Coloured eggs. And they're also made of chocolate. And people go and hide these eggs all around and kids try to find them. And when they do, they win a little prize yeah? What do you think?"
"Hmmm... I mean eggs are good. But what about, you know.. Jesus?"
"Oh that chap. Right, I forgot that's why we're here isn't it? Um, we'll say it's his birthday or something."
"Did that already for Fat-Beard-Man Gift Giving Day."
"Oh yeah, right. We need to go ahead come up with a better name for that one."

If you incubated an easter egg, would a Jesus hatch from it?

06-10-2011, 08:44 PM	#45 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Harpo Saw a film today. Couldn't help but notice every trailer had an Inception-like BWWWOOOOM in it. I'm pretty sure I even heard one in that talking animal flick with Kevin James. When you start doing movies with talking animals, that pretty much signals the end of your career. Saw another trailer where Jim Carrey is a not-so-great father who gets hit in the groin with a soccer ball, but then lives with a flock of penguins and it turns his life around and his kids love him again. When a great actor sinks to doing object-hits-groin jokes, it's pretty obvious how they'll spend the rest of their career. We saw it happen to Eddie Murphy, not that he was ever that versatile an actor to begin with. He's really good at operating fat-suits though. How many movies trailers have you seen that show a collage of different fat people with the narrator playfully extolling: "Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy, in.." I bought a sandwich today. My exact total was $6.66. It tasted like death. This is the opposite of a Jesus. I've had the pleasure of never celebrating Easter. I don't really understand why people do it. Well, sure I understand why people celebrate it, because they want to have fun or what have you. But I mean why are they even bothering with the whole Jesus aspect of it? Which Christian leader from back in the day thought this one up? "Alright, so I got a new holiday yeah? Kids are going to love this one." "Alright fire it at me." "Okay so basically, there's this big rabbit yeah? Like the biggest rabbit you've ever seen." "Right." "And he lays these eggs-" "-wait, I'm sorry. I'm not following.." "Oh just let me finish." "Right go ahead, then." "Right so he lays these eggs. Coloured eggs. And they're also made of chocolate. And people go and hide these eggs all around and kids try to find them. And when they do, they win a little prize yeah? What do you think?" "Hmmm... I mean eggs are good. But what about, you know.. Jesus?" "Oh that chap. Right, I forgot that's why we're here isn't it? Um, we'll say it's his birthday or something." "Did that already for Fat-Beard-Man Gift Giving Day." "Oh yeah, right. We need to go ahead come up with a better name for that one." If you incubated an easter egg, would a Jesus hatch from it?