Originally Posted by Conan

Disagree big time. A lot of hip hop is coming from the South... but I wouldn't call it good. You want to get on the radio in Houston? Follow these guidelines:

1. Get a big, here-comes-trouble style beat with elephant fart synths and UFO soundfx.
2. Repeat a stupid line for 16 bars. "Shawty needsa thug /AYYYY! Sh-shawty needsa thug /AYYYY! Shawty needsa thug /AYYY1 Sh-shawty needsa thug".
3. Rap about something stupid.

Congratulations on your new hit single.