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Originally Posted by Pedestrian
Pick it up in a paper towel. Apply detergent. Scrub.
Then take my dog out back and shoot it between the eyes.
You trip in front of an audience on a stage. How do you play it?
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That's a horrible thing to do.
It could really mess up your carpet in the long run.
Play it like Larry David and go into an impromtu stand-up routine that I also carry around written on a napkin in my left back pocket.
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Originally Posted by Thom Yorke
Incorporate it into the scene, leaving whoever else I'm with hanging out to dry. Redirect the embarassment onto them.
Your biggest idol comes over to your house unannounced and proceeds to **** on your floor. What do you do?
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Well I DON'T scrub it with ****ing DETERGENT. I can tell you that much.
Remove bulk of stain, apply copious amounts of hot water, and exract. Repeat until desired results are attained.
Also, get a poop rag autographed.
Edit: ****, I forgot to add one.
You get caught looking at craigslist prostitue adds (with pics) at work. Boss asks you what you're doing, what do you do?