Be a man and use my hand.
You're really fucking ugly so you get a bunch of plastic surgery but now you can barely move your face. To pay off all of the plastic surgeries, you have become a high class prostitute. Because you can't move your face, its unbelievably painful to give blowjobs. But you fear too much anal sex will make one of your ass implants pop. Doggie style barely pays. Wat do?
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