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Old 06-24-2011, 06:42 AM   #358 (permalink)
TerryTaplin
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Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
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