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Old 07-06-2011, 02:25 AM   #124 (permalink)
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maybe she probably washed them on hand and wanted them to be dried before getting into bed. she should have used the oven though and not the microwave

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A WOMAN has died of heart failure caused by the shock of waking up at her own funeral.

***ilyu Mukhametzyanov came to as weeping relatives prayed around her open coffin.

The horrified 49-year-old began screaming when she realised they were getting ready to bury her.

She was rushed back to the hospital, where doctors had declared her dead from a suspected heart attack.

Devastated husband ***ili, 51, said: "Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital.

"But she only lived another 12 minutes before she died again, this time for good."

Now ***ili plans to sue the hospital.

He said: "I am very angry and want some answers. She wasn't dead when they said she was and they could have saved her."

A spokesman at the hospital in Kazan, Russia, said: "We are carrying out an investigation."




http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz1QCGBy7HZ
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