This joke works much better in person. But here's the general idea...
A priest and a rabbi grew up best friends. However, religion has set them apart. So one day, the rabbi calls up and says they should hang out more. They both agree and decide to go camping. Eventually, they're in the forest and the rabbi suggests skinny dipping in the lake, like they used to do as kids. The priest reluctantly agrees and they leave their robes on the shores of the bank. However, soon after a bear steals their clothes and runs away into the forest. In a panic, they jump out of the lake and chase after the bear. They soon come across a group of boys from the church and synagogue. Instantly, the priest covers up his penis and the rabbi covers up his face. The boys stop, take a minute to look at the two men. But they eventually shrug their shoulders and walk away. Confused, the priest asks the rabbi why the boys didn't say anything and the rabbi says "It's because we covered up what our young boys would recognize."
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