Originally Posted by Dirty

Allow me to be your father. I will lead you to my level of forum legend.

I will teach you how to be a champion at passive aggressive arguing and how to successfully troll tinychats. I will tell you who the winners and losers of MB are. I will

Let's sign the adoption papers. I'm also in the higher-than-average area for chances of getting banned. So keep in mind you could end up an orphan.