7. The band take to the stage on what appears to be a giant chocolate cake inside an enormous bin liner.
8. Air guitar ghost guy turns up in zombie form with 6 of his zombie mates
9. I guess it wasn't a chocolate cake after all it must be a giant nylon sheet as the static seems to have caused Rob Halford's boots to combust he's rocking that damn hard.
10. Because the rest of the band are laughing at his misfortune Rob decides to start setting fire to all their stuff to see how they like it.
11. Meanwhile the zombies bow down to the Fire-God and his magical sceptre of fire.
12. But as soon as they realise it's just a bunch of cheap special effects they just sort of talk amongst themselves whilst trying to look interested
13. The band go for that epic climactic ending by having drummer Dave Holland spontaneously combust a full two years before Spinal Tap tried the same stunt. And with him being a registered sex offender nobody seems to mind too much anyway & everybody goes home happy.