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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Is that pizza sauce on your fingers or are you just happy to see me?
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Originally Posted by Burning Down
Hasn't happened for me yet. Maybe we need more practice!
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Practice makes perfect. When your dude is about to blast off, tell him to start thinking of disgusting boner killers. I usually think of someone throwing up on my grandma. Nobody can **** while thinking of that. Then when you're ready he can open his eyes and snap back to reality and go at the same time.