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Originally Posted by matious
i wish more women acted exactly how i envisioned them in my mind
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I wish glitter would come out of my ass every time I farted. I wish I could eat ice cream any time I wanted to. I wish I could have any albums I wanted without having to wait for them to download. I wish high school parties were more like the parties on Skins. I wish Bob Sagot lived next door to me. I wish my job wasn't so boring. I wish I could drive. I wish my spit could magically heal things. I wish my grandma wouldn't call me a whore every time I wear eyeliner around her. Life ain't perfect sparky.