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Old 07-20-2011, 09:19 PM   #8661 (permalink)
Dirty
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Originally Posted by eric generic View Post
The system about pot I had in college:

Give close friends the benefit of the doubt(I smoke you out now, you do it another time)

Acquaintances have to match me.

Girls I'm interested in smoke for free.
That's how I was. Except when I bought a few ounces and my bum room mate would smoke it while I was at work. I got even for not paying him for 6 months worth of electric bills though. We don't talk anymore.

Good looking girls smoke for free. One time we had a party at my old place, there were probably 35 people there. 4 girls showed up who nobody knew but they were all pretty hott and DTF. I was chatting with one of them in the kitchen and I told her I had a gasmask. She was all excited to hit the gasmask so I went searching for it. I came back 5 minutes later and couldn't find her. 10 minutes later she walks out of my bathroom with one of my room mates behind her. He pulled a thief move and banged this girl while I was finding the gasmask. He didn't wrap up though and she was the type of girl who probably got slammed by half the frats on campus so he most likely has an STD
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