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Old 07-22-2011, 03:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Il Duce View Post
that's crap

i prefer to have a voice like Howlin' Wolf, Tom Waits or Captain Beefheart

steps:-

1. Smoke 2 packs of unfiltered Camels
2. Do not drink any liquids for a whole day
3. Do not expel any phlegm that accumulates
4. Make a gargling sound for half an hour without using any liquids
5. Develop emphysema
You got one part wrong. Do not drink any liquids? NO! Drink at least a bottle of Whiskey a day... and nothing else.

Whiskey and Cigarettes are equally important.
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