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Originally Posted by chipper
i was hitting on a girl and it was going good... i asked for her name and i gave her mine... then she called her dog - Chipper.
this is not the first time I have shared my name animals. fu** it.
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That really sucks, change your name bro
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Originally Posted by oojay
I don't get women. My ex-wife and I get a divorce. Now she texts and calls me more than she did when we were married. She texts me in the middle of the night and asks "Do you still love me?" "You promised that you would love me no matter what." What the f*ck kind of response am I expected to give? Jesus.
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Urban's right. I've done this before to girls and I've had it done to me. It's probably on a subconscious level but it really boils down to a power thing. Don't let her fu
ck with you like that, she's gonna bring you down and make you feel bad. Tell her to f
uck off or ask her why she's doing stuff like that.
I'm regretting a choice I made last night. I rode with my room mate to a club and he was drunker than I thought. I shoulda axed that idea, luckily nothing bad happened. It was awesome the club though, albeit expensive as hell. I hooked up with his female friend, the same girl my brother messed around with a few weeks ago. She has a thing for us I guess, she was all over me. Unfortunately she sobered up and kept going from making out heavily with me one second to saying "omg this is wrong i shouldnt do this, i feel slutty" the next second. Then repeating that cycle every 5 minutes. I tried to make wings at 4am and somehow the cord to the fan got stuck in the oven and I caught it on fire and melted it. I still ate the wings, so if I die today you all will know why.