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Originally Posted by Il Duce
met up with an old ex-classmate
lotsa catching-up
still surprised I'm a pervert
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Well he was probably a little shocked to see you drop your silverware 6 times within 30 minutes so you could lean down and look up the school girls skirt next to you. Any man would go once, 6 is excess.
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Originally Posted by Aurora
I fell when I was drunk on Saturday night. My knees pretty ****ed up. It's soooo sore  . |
Drunk injuries are the worst, that's bad to hear. Is it like on the outside like an abrasion or bruise or on the inside like a strain on a muscle or ligament? My worst drunk injury wasn't so bad. First night I drank gin. Drank it straight, far too much of it. Was at a party, about to pass out after puking. Kid told me to use his room and I could sleep. 10 minutes later he storms in with a girl, makes me leave, and accidentally slammed the door on my hand. He thought the door was caught on something (it was dark), so he kept slamming it as hard as he could right on my hand. Damn that hurt, my hand ballooned and swelled so bad. Still take that over a knee injury though.