Voted Beefheart... Trout Mask Replica is my favorite album of his (although, it's pretty much tied with his first four albums and Doc at the Radar Station), and this is my favorite review of it...
"This album is based on a lie- instead of a replica trout mask, the photo is actually of an authentic, real, trout mask. This is an affront to native trouts like myself, since the sacred holy traditions of trouts hold that actual trout masks should not be displayed in public. Captain Beefheart (Beef Heart? or Bee Fart?) tricked the trout nation when he agreed to use a replica on the album cover, and then went ahead and used a real trout mask. This is very politically incorrect in the trout streams of America (where one can go trout fishing in America. Ha ha). For this reason, I have boycotted this album. // PS - The music is great."
He/she voted one star for some reason... Either way, I got a good laugh from reading it.
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