Originally Posted by ltoffee

I got on the bus and I had to stand up because it was full. I was just minding my own business when an elderly lady stood next to me as it was her stop and she was getting off the bus. Suddenly, the bus jerked and unfortunately the nearest thing she was in reach of was my fringe. Yep, her hands were clasped tightly around my fringe as she swung to the side and the whole bus was exposed to my fod. Why my fringe?!? Why not my arm or jacket? The whole bus found it hilarious. Lucky I don't wear a wig.