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Originally Posted by Pedestrian
I own every article of clothing necessary to do an Edward Norton/Tyler Durden pair for Halloween, but it just doesn't work for women. 
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Wear Tyler out on a regular night. Wear a good bra and unbutton the top few buttons so you spill out a bit. If you're flat chested or don't feel like it, just switch out the pants for a leather mini skirt. An ass is an ass is an ass.
I guarantee you'll get fu
cked hard or fought hard depending on how much of your lumps you feel like showing off and how drawn you are to people who feel contempt for you for having the balls to wear such a strange clothing arrangement that's barely a whisp of a pop culture reference. I find this sort of thing far more personally satisfying than having a costume that nearly nobody gets. And I have no shame in getting personal satisfaction from copying some fictional character's outfit and often bastardizing it in the process. Simple pleasures.