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Old 10-05-2011, 09:25 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Week 4


1. Green Bay Packers- The offense is unstoppable, but the defense needs to pick it up.

2. Detroit Lions- To quote Sabres' play-by-play announcer Rick Jeanerette: "These guys are good! Scary good!"

3. New Orleans Saints- Starting to separate themselves from the rest of the NFC South

4. Baltimore Ravens- Maybe the defense isn't too old...

5. New England Patriots- The defense isn't fixed, and Mayo being injured won't help either.

6. Houston Texans- Let's see how good they are with Andre Johnson injured for a few weeks.

7. San Diego Chargers- Too close to losing to an inferior Dolphins team and the shakiest team in the top tier of the league.

8. Tennessee Titans- The real Music City Miracle is how good they are without Chris Johnson doing squat.

9. Buffalo Bills- The offense was limited against a very good defense. Can they rebound and learn from this loss?

10. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Such an ugly team to watch, but they win.

11. San Francisco 49ers- I'm a believer... at least in the NFC West.

12. New York Giants- It's good to see a Manning playing well again.

13. Pittsburgh Steelers- The defense is aging like the Ravens, just not nearly as gracefully.

14. Dallas Cowboys- They are good, but they just can't seem to put it all together. Especially in the 4th quarter.

15. Washington Redskins- Starting to establish a running game, and that means the Shanahan plan is coming together.

16. Oakland Raiders- Penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties, penalties.

17. New York Jets- Speaking of old, bloated things that started in Baltimore...

18. Atlanta Falcons- At some point, they have to get their groove back... or will they?

19. Chicago Bears- Congrats to Devin Hester, the 2nd greatest special teams player of all time. If only the rest of your team actually could accomplish something...

20. Cincinnati Bengals- I told you they weren't that bad!

21. Philadelphia Eagles- Maybe a shootout with the Bills is the answer to their problems.

22. Arizona Cardinals- "The receiver gave himself up" my @$$.

23. Cleveland Browns- You have Peyton Hillis, why are you throwing 61 times?!?!?!?

24. Carolina Panthers- They're creeping back to respectability.

25. Jacksonville Jaguars- Blaine Gabbert can be really good when they have some actual receivers.

26. Denver Broncos- Dare I say that losing by 20+ to the Packers at home is respectable...?

27. Seattle Seahawks- Almost pulled off the comeback against the Falcons, so there are some encouraging signs of life.

28. Indianapolis Colts- Starting to figure out life after Manning and almost (should have) beat a very good Bucs team on the road.

29. Kansas City Chiefs- Beating the Vikings is like kicking a puppy with leukemia... it's easy, but does it really prove anything?

30. Miami Dolphins- Their long, national nightmare is finally over... in 12 games.

31. St. Louis Rams- Injuries, injuries, injuries...

32. Minnesota Vikings- They come from the land of ice and snow with the midnight sun and the football blows
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