Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Speech class, I hate you.
I hate your stupid informative speech that requires me to find sources for crap I already know, on a subject that very rarely has any kind of acceptable source to use in a standard APA style bibliography, much less any source that isn't a standard internet article that invariable either contains an author, a date, or an actual periodical name, but never all three at the same time.
Good luck finding three different types, me.

I hate you too, speech outline. Your rigid constraints are rigid and constraining.

Last, but not least, I hate you Mrs. Speech teacher. Your nose is distracting and your voice could etch demonic claw marks in steel structures with its incessant shrillness.
And your unwillingness to let students make up tests if they've been absent for legitimate reasons makes me want to decapitate you.

You are a ridiculous c*nt, and I hope your face explodes.