My left pinky is cut off from the tip. I have fungus. I've never slept with a black girl. I don't like Mexicans. I eat 800 calories a day because I just don't give a ****. I have a major big-dog-phobia. I don't like fat girls. I hate sugar. I think Prince would look cool with boobs. I once caught my sister ****ing her boyfriend. My aunt ****ed every married man in town.
Pheeeeeewwww....glad to get that off my chest!
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Before I go on, let me warn you that I talk dirty, and that I will say things you will neither enjoy nor agree with. You shouldn't feel threatened, though, because I am a mere buffoon, and you are all philosophers.
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