Originally Posted by Pedestrian

Is his heart like an onion?

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

Hmmm, probably not. I'm usually pretty good at being able to tell when someone is flirting. When I get my hair cut I'm too busy enjoying all my of matted hair being trimmed to notice if the woman cutting my hair is putting her bosom on my back or something like that. Getting a haircut is quite relaxing, and just thinking about it makes my scalp feel funny.