"Embrace the cheese!!!"
That's hilarious!
On a related note, I was wondering if you guys would be interested in hearing one of my local bands, Hecate Enthroned. They could be classified as symphonic, power metal, black metal, let's be honest: they are playing to loud to be offended by anything you call them!
Hecate Enthroned - The spell of the winter forest - YouTube
Enjoy.