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Old 11-28-2011, 01:04 AM   #9164 (permalink)
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I'm thoroughly pissed off because the rumor mill has gotten to my father, who, I found out while visiting my parents today, is pissed off at me and will not believe me that I didn't do the ridiculous things people told him I did.

He informed me that I tried to run someone over at Walmart at some point this year. That's apparently going around. It's especially ridiculous as I have not driven to Walmart in some four or so years, (I hate the turn-off, so I just go to Kroger's) nor have I ever attempted to run anyone over for any reason. I did, when I was 18, back into someone who was backing out at the same time as me - but that resulted in nothing more than a scratch on my bumper...and that was my car backing into a ****ing CAR. At less than 3MPH.

I also have allegedly been selling crack to the sheriff's daughter...and additionally, I vandalized the park.

I don't know what kind of person he thinks I am, but he clearly doesn't know me at all, if he believes some pillhead in her thirties I've never met over me.
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