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Old 11-28-2011, 09:28 AM   #18347 (permalink)
Sneer
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Originally Posted by Alexthe4th View Post
In my experience, the best way to compliment a girl is to just walk up and spit beer into our faces. If you aren't at a bar, just bring one with you in a knapsack or small travel pack. Just walk right on up, say nothing (your mouth is already full of beer anyway) and just spit as hard as you can directly into the face portion of the female. Then softly brush the wet hair away from her eyes and stare directly into them, breathing and puffing your chest out as rapidly and forcefully as possible.
Petrol works just as well, especially round a camp fire. The element of danger does wonders to a girl's sense of attraction towards you.
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