I'm ok with Ron, as it says his location is "in a boat with your girlfriend" as opposed to "ON a boat..." I am having a good time imagining him with my girlfriend, sealed inside the infrastructure of a small freight ship as it hurdles over waves in the ocean. I can picture them flattened between plates of galvanized steel interior unable to move and getting sea sick, eventually culminating in my girlfriend puking all over his face as the ship sways.
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