Originally Posted by The Monkey

A mate of mine told a really disgusting story about he a sex adventure of his. It's really far out, but he's not the person to make stuff up, so I'm split over its authenticity.

He was having anal sex with a one-night-stand when he felt pain on the head of his penis. He pulled his dick out and a tape worm had bitten hold of his penis, coming out of her ass. He kept pulling his dick out, but more of the worm was coming out of the ass. It was several feet long. It finally let go of his dick and disappeared back into the ass.

He hasn't kept in touch with the girl.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.