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Old 12-08-2011, 11:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
Freebase Dali
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(Will edit in remaining nominations later)

Best Avatar:
  1. Urban Hatemonger - I don't even know what that thing is, but it sits there in all its ridiculous glory just daring you to look away. It's like a visual representation of how it feels to have an epileptic seizure while on LSD during a plane crash. I love it.
  2. Janszoon - Not so much for his latest one, but the previous avatar with the eyes was great, not to mention practically every one previous to it.
  3. Jackhammer - Can't mess with Pink Freud.
Sexiest Member (Male):
Sexiest Member (Female):

Most Inane:
  1. s_k - If you want to know every mundane aspect of the lives of s_k, his ex-girlfriend, and his cat, you have come to the right internet. Includes pictures and videos.
  2. Il Duce - If I didn't know better, I would have thought that somehow his twitter feed got stuck in the Your Day thread. I might have a word with Yac, though, because I'm not entirely sure that's not the case.
Most Enigmatic:
  1. Big3 - It probably has something to do with the way he communicates. Or... attempts to? See? I'm totally not sure.
Angriest Member:
  1. Big3 - I'm still learning how to avoid pressing his buttons. I'm still trying to figure out what they are, as indicated in the previous category.
  2. Lucifer Sam - Satan knows I love him, but he sure does know how to storm out of a room with a pouty lip of unrivaled proportions. Anger only looks good on him when it's not tainted by hurt feelings.
Biggest Drama Whore:
  1. hip hop bunny hop - Pretty much anything he says is bound to cause some drama. Popcorn-worthy drama.
  2. Paloma - Ingredients: Hot girl that isn't Paloma, with pics. Instructions: Place hot girl into thread. Make hot girl post various pics of herself. Wait. Enjoy!
Nicest Member:
  1. Necromancer - This guy would literally give you the shirt off his back and pay for the shipping costs. He gets first place because out of all the time he's been here, I've never once witnessed anything negative come from him. We need at least one guy that balances the hate/love equation around here, and he's got enough positive nature for us to collectively sacrifice babies to Beelzebub on a daily basis, that this web site would still go to heaven.
  2. Tore - He's had his moments, but the vast majority of his interactions have been positive and helpful, as they usually always are.
  3. Jack Pat - I'm only putting him here because he restrains himself and practices what he preaches. But I can see the passive-aggressiveness when he alludes to particular behaviors and suddenly I'm like "oh sh*t, he's talking about me". All-round good man, though. I could only wish I had the restraint he has.
Best Debater:
  1. hip hop bunny hop - I won't even bother putting a reason here. If you want to know, challenge him, and if you don't eventually agree with him, you'll simply be outlasted.
  2. Tore - He's like a non-controversial version of bunny hop when it comes to debates. If you're still looking for factual content after arguing with him, it's likely you've been slapped with it and just don't know it yet.
Worst Debater:

Best Writer:
  1. Pedestrian - Even if we're not talking strictly content, she has a writing style that reminds me a little of Chuck Palahniuk, so that scores points with me.
Biggest Virtuoso:
  1. Guitarbizarre
  2. RezZ
  3. Conan
Smartest Poster:
  1. Lucifer Sam - Even if he hasn't told you about his college education, usually you're left with little doubt of his wit. Although, his downfall is that his emotions have a tendency to overtake the smarter part of himself.
  2. Urban Hatemonger - Wit in bottle, and reserved for exactly the right moments.
  3. Janszoon - Wit in a bucket, and gratuitously dispensed. I think maybe the impact of what he says goes a little more unnoticed by many, since it's often overshadowed by the comedic value in play and seen more as funny than what was required to arrive at that state. Maybe his wit is almost taken for granted, which may result in expectation, rather than impact.
Funniest Member:
  1. Janszoon - For the reasons above. Although, the mechanics at play are not lost on me.
  2. Urban Hatemonger - Precise unexpectedness and impact. He appears out of nowhere, and will ninja-comedy a situation.
  3. Tumor - The sheer atrociousness of what she says has a tendency to catch me off guard and make me laugh. She will b*tch slap you with a disease-ridden joke that will make you laugh on the outside, and cringe on the inside.
Best Mediator:
Biggest Troll:

Biggest Contributor:
  1. Pedestrian - Not only juggling the duties of a mod, but the contributions of fallen mods as well, and new projects of her own, without flinching; she gets this category without a doubt.
Most Improved Member:
Most Underrated Poster:

Most Mainstream Music Taste:
  1. djchameleon - If he listens to it, you've heard of it. And probably don't care for it much.
  2. Vanilla - Even her electronic taste is mainstream. That's pretty hard to do. (don't kill me, Vanilla)
Most Obscure Music Taste:
  1. Dankrsta
  2. Canwllcorfe
  3. Janszoon
Best Music Taste:
  1. Janszoon - I most enjoy lurking his contributions. I haven't found anything about his taste offensive (except Faith No More, which I can't stand) or, at the very least, not cool as f*ck.
  2. Canwllcorfe - When it comes to Electronic, I trust him completely with recommendations.
Biggest Music Nerd:
Best Thread Starter:

Most Missed Poster:
  1. Sidewinder
Thread of the Year:
Journal of the Year:

Moderator of the Year:
  1. Pedestrian - For the reasons stated in my nomination of her for Biggest Contributor.
  2. The rest of you slackers - Y'all aught to be ashamed of yourselves. Me too.
Best New Member 2011:

Member of the Year 2011:
  1. Pedestrian - For the reasons stated above, whose reasons are stated above that. Stateception.
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