Originally Posted by Pedestrian

It seems I may have offended you. I offended a gentleman the other day, who'd come into my place of work to make a simple purchase. I was feeling jocular in the morning hours, and he seemed ripe for a bit of friendly teasing. He requested two packs of cigarettes, and dropped a bag of sunflower seeds on the counter. "My addiction" he said with a foolish grin. I chuckled, and replied as I reached for his cigs "Right, that one's the problem". I noticed immediately his face turn to stone, and he busied himself texting. I sheepishly attempted to explain my comment, seeing that it had clearly not gone over well, but he left coldly. I noticed my manager in the corner doubled over with laughter, and when the door finally eased shut, she choked out "He's a meth addict".